I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

pikachu is drowning

This ain't about him

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

A happy ending for a two sentence horror story!

(original ask)

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me

Diagnosed with blood horses

@crystalmir

ALT

biden 2024 - making things work

This is why I honestly feel like Biden was the best possible choice in a shitty situation, even with his age and potential health issues. Because if nothing else, he is NOT REACTIONARY. He is methodical and dedicated. Do I wish he acted a little faster and with more of an eye towards progressive policies? Obviously yes. But given the choices, and given everything else that's happened, Biden has absolutely made the best of a bad situation. Sometimes you don't need a hero, you need a fucking repairman to come and just make it work until it can be fixed. And he's a damn good repairman.

Okay, I’ll give him the W for this one.

This is his biggest problem unfortunately. He's the kind who "doesn't want to gloat" but he NEEDS to let people know what he's accomplishing! Most young voters are never going to see this article and just remember him "busting the strike." The Democrats need to learn how to do a victory lap.