(via turtleduckss)

The tumbles have a strange and terrible beauty.

(via pepperattacks)

maverikloki:

you-are-not-merlin:

agirlwholikesthingsanawfullot:

loki-dokey:

WEEPING

I HONESTLY CAN’T SIHSAIJHDF,MV

WHAT IS AIR

OMGOMGDYINGGGGG

Actually, I believe the gestation time for horses is ten months… maybe longer.

So what has happened here is that Loki has forseen your predicament and taken measures.

snh-snh-snh:

memosfromfury:

myfavoritedemons:

HELP I’M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.

Overly Accepting Thor

((I made a thing while working on submissions.))

His secret?

All the time.

Y’all thought I forgot Thorsday.

captain-rachel:

unorigelnal:

crystalmir:

snh-snh-snh:

kadollan:

danieling-around:

underfundedagony:

mrmattasourus:

bethumps:

chantillyxlacey:

waffleguppies:

lunashadow:

constantcalibrations:

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”

OH GOD.

oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.

omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.

Ummm.

“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”

“It didn’t have any apples or balls in it.” 

WELL THANK GOD FOR THAT. 

“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again,” the king promised.

“Well, mother and daughter’s no picnic, let me tell you” 

 

“It’s a pantry scene.”

Umm.

“Episodes in which humans, rather than aliens, do violate social rules contribute to this differentiation.” Enterprise Zones: Critical Positions on Star Trek

Make of that what you will.

“They are found in nearly all kinds of terrestrial habitats, from forests to deserts and lakes.”

Well, now…

“Love has conducted us unto one death; Caina waiteth him who quenched our life!” 

It’s the relevant lines accompanying an illustration of Dante’s Inferno Canto V.  We all know how well that goes.

“Fifteen.”

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Apparently I like jailbait.

“Apparently Poe’s long absence had stirred no fondness in Allan’s heart.”

Um… not sure how to interpret this, but this gif is always relevant.

I know I did this on New Years, but…

“You said all that to our mum?”

imasupermuteant:

squidbiscuit:

Okay last thing you’re gettin’ for today~ I’ve had lots of requests for Thor and John meeting…most suggested something with Zillyhoo….but I think this hammer is funnier.

… Another thing I ship like the motherfucking enterprise. Also another homestuck thing with which to annoy Cee.  Two birds. One adorable stone. 

I think what I’m trying to get at here is that I love you.

A lot.

pepperattacks:

I want to write a book titled “The 5 People You Meet at Con.” It will include Open Relationship Lee and his Open Relationship Girlfriend, Sasuke with the Pikachu that follows you to your hotel room and eats all your pizza, that guy you rode to the hotel with that treats all your friends like shit, that guy you got a phone number from that was not dressed as Lucas who may or may not be out of high school, and that crazy chick who tries to get you to join a cult when you’re sleeping in a corner.

Open Relationship Lee needs his own tv tropes page.

arrestedairbender:

Lucille: Dinner’s ready. We’re having Lindsay chops.

Lindsay and Michael: ….

Lucille: What? I just wanted to be ready in case some bully at school was as clever as I am.

Development Arrested, 3.13

Narrator: No bully ever would be.

arrestedairbender:

Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution: There’s no “I” in Teamocil, at least not where you’d think

Best Man for the GOB, 1.19

Submission from cerezablossom!

Why did no one tell me Arrested Development quote crossovers were a thing?

THIS BLOG. THIS FUCKING BLOG.

IT’S ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. WITH THOR’N’LOKI.